"Simon is the newest addition to my
Oregon home. He's a 3 1/2 month old tabby who purrs on contact, and he's
the clumsiest cat I've ever known. He falls off tables and chairs with a
graceless thud, rolls off the couch while napping, and bumps his head on
everything. He doesn't land on his feet as cats are supposed to, and he
flies down the stairs at a speed that his legs can't keep up with, tumbling
to a halt at the bottom. He never fails to make me giggle... except when he
chews my headphones apart."